Fortress Amerikkka - Day 1475

There have always been illegal aliens in Texas.

"If I could build a wall from the Red River to the Rio Grande, so high that no Indian could scale it, the white people would go crazy trying to get beyond it." - Sam Houston (1793-1863)

Fortress Amerikkka - Day 1476

Obamessiah has ordered 1200 National Guard soldiers to the Arizona-Mexico border. Arizona has a 339 mile border. That's 1,789,920 feet of border. That's one soldier every 1491.6 feet, or 497.2 yards.

That oughta slow 'em down.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 711

The legislature of Arizona just passed an immigration law that defies belief. Police officers are now able to ask for a citizenship check when they suspect someone may be in the country illegally.

Crap! Now I need some proof that I am a citizen before I go back to Arizona.

"Wait!" you say. "You aren't Hispanic."

And there lies the problem with the law. There are white Europeans here illegally. This bill won't stop that. But it will make anyone with brown skin a target.

Imagine that there are people with brown skin who aren't here illegally. I know. It's difficult to accept, but let's just pretend. Imagine that this person with brown skin, whose ancestors fought at the Alamo, are driving a little too quickly through Arizona. Imagine that the Arizona state trooper is a bigot. (I know, I know! There are no bigots on the Arizona State Police. I said, "Imagine.") Now our brown-skinned driver does something to make the officer angry. Maybe it's as simple as a tone of voice. Maybe our imaginary racist Arizona trooper has had a really bad day, and now some smart-alecked Meskin just pushes him/her over the edge. So the trooper demands proof of citizenship. A driver's license won't cut it, and the trooper knows it. So he arrests the Meskin and since the brown skinned person can't prove he/she is a citizen, and they are deported, leaving his/her family to wonder what ever happened.

Yes, I know that's an exaggeration. But imagine this worst case scenario: What if the police stop a white person and that person is a complete horse's ass? Then they can ask for citizenship proof.

Look, this is all about being brown skinned. They won't ask me for my proof of citizenship. But now they can ask everyone who has brown skin for their proof of citizenship.

Does anyone remember what happened to American Citizens of Japanese descent in WWII?

I had a discussion with an English-firster the other day. He used the "Immigrants should have to learn English when they come here" argument, so I thought I would help out all you English speakers with some basic Comanche phrases. After all, they were here first, and we should have learned Comanche!

Comanche	English
haa	yes
haamae	please
kee	no
nu nahnia tsa	my name is
u nakiupanaitu nu	I understand you
unha nu nakisupanainu	Do you understand me?
enha hakai nuusuka	How are you?
tsaatu untse	Fine and you
unha numu tekwaegu	Do you speak Comanche
yuhu taibo tekwapu	Spanish Language
taibo tekwapu	English Language
numu tekwapu	Cherokee Language
ura	Thank you.

You're welcome.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 940

A law passed in Texas to prevent illegal immigrants from getting a driver's license is having the unintended consequence of forcing God's Chosen race to prove their citizenship as well. Says Tela Mange, a Department of Public Safety spokeswoman, "A large number of people being asked are Anglo or older people" if the DPS database does not have their place of birth on file. DPS requires a passport or a certified birth certificate or other document showing they are here legally. Some older legal citizens may not have birth certificates (my mom didn't have one until the 1980s, for example). "We've had folks in our field offices say they've had people get upset," Mange said. "We have to be consistent and we're requiring that people show they are here legally."

I fell safer. Don't you?

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 892

One of the big arguments to seal our border to the South is to keep Meskins from stealing jobs that any AmeriKKKan would take in a heartbeat. I often counter that I don't see many true AmeriKKKans filling out applications to pick strawberries, say, or digging post holes. But, I am assured, there are AmeriKKKans who would take them.

Well, there's one job that AmeriKKKans don't want: teaching math, science and special education in poor urban and rural districts. These school districts cannot match the salary of richer districts, and some teachers simply don't want to teach in poor urban areas, mainly because of the crime. My brother, a math teacher, got several job offers from schools in Houston, San Antonio and Austin, but he turned them down because they wouldn't let him wear Kevlar to school.

Anyway, some poor districts in Arizona are outsourcing these teaching posts:

A growing number of school districts are hiring teachers from foreign countries to fill shortages in math, science and special education. . ."American workers are not willing to do the work for the conditions and pay we offer," [Segun Eubanks, director of teacher quality at the National Education Association, the United States' largest teachers union] says. "So we're recruiting them for the same reasons we recruit farmworkers and day laborers."

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 891

In a move headlined on Fark.com as "Doing the work Americans won't: Mexico to deport Cubans illegally headed to the United States", the Boston Globe is reporting that Mexico is deporting Cubans heading to the US. This comes as the US is trying to close their borders to keep us in--oops, I mean, keep them out. Oddly, the US generally doesn't deport Cubans. Apparently, they are the only brown skinned Spanish speakers we like.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 835

The LPGA, facing an deluge of yellowskins in their number, is looking at ways to get rid of them. As more South Koreans join the tour, threatening the livelihood of God's Favorite People, the LPGA is requiring that all members be fluent in English. Sure, they say they want the players to give interviews and acceptance speeches to the media in English, without the aid of an interpreter, but we all know the real reason: to eliminate the foreigners from competition.

Look, if I were the manager of a hot, Asian female golfer, I would encourage her to study English so that she could cash in on her skills by courting advertisers. She would earn more money, I would earn more money. See? The Free Market at work! Any professional athlete who wants to play in the US should speak English, if for no other reason that to fit in, but they shouldn't be required to speak English. Does the Japanese baseball league require their token Americans to speak Japanese? No, they don't, and the Japanese are more insular than we are becoming.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 758

In order to prevent meskins from voting in elections and stealing benefits from legal Americans, Arizona passed a law in 2004 requiring several types of ID to register to vote. The logic of the law is: if you do not have the required ID, you are not a legal citizen.

Enter stage left: Shirley Preiss.

Shirley was born in 1910 in Clinton, Kentucky. That was before the issued birth certificates. She gave up her driver's license and has never had a passport. That makes Shirley illegal.

The state did say she could get a delayed birth certificate if the witnesses to her birth will sign it. But everyone who witnessed her birth 97 years ago is dead. Her family tried to get her school records from Tennessee, but that school no longer exists and all the records are gone.

So, for the first time since 1932, Shirley cannot vote in the Presidential election.

Thank you, Voters of Arizona, for protecting us from Women's Sufferage!

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 754

Arthur Mkoyan, 17, has been in the country illegally since he was two. His parents fled Armenia on a four-month work visa and settled in Fresno, California, and just stayed, taking jobs from Americans and sponging of our social services. Now, everyone is shocked and appalled that this upstanding, intelligent young man--valedictorian of his class--is going to be deported.

Wait a minute! Why are they shocked and appalled? According to the moral watchdogs of our country, Mkoyan is a criminal. He is in the country illegally.

Could it be that he's, I don't know, white?

Yep. A white illegal alien is okay. We like them. Brown skinned illegals, aka meskins? We fucking hate them and should run them all back to Mexico.

Fortress AmeriKKKa Day 721

Today is a day that surely drives every red-blooded American crazy! It's Cinco de Mayo!

Back in the 1860s, France tried to invade Mexico. The Mexican army defeated the French army at Puebla on 5/5/1862. It was a temporary victory. France conquered Mexico the next year, and put Emperor Maximilian on throne, where he stayed until dieciséis de septiembre (September 16, 1867) when Mexico won its independence.

Cinco de Mayo is not a big holiday in Mexico, except in Puebla. That's because the holiday was invented in AmeriKKKa during France's occupation as a protest. Over the years, it has grown to be another celebration of ethnic heritage, like St. Patrick's Day, Chinese New Year, and Oktoberfest. Beer makers have adopted the day as a way to boost beer sales after March Madness and before the start of summer.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! And thanks, Wikipedia!

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 717

For many years, Edgerton High School in Wisconsin has allowed students in its Spanish class to recite the Pledge of Allegiance in Spanish over the Intercom one day of the school year. Only one day. And these are not meskins, but white kids learning Spanish.

This year, everyone is all agitated about it. “This is America; we speak English,” said Todd Dix, a retired from the National Guardsman. Another, unnamed intellectual said, "I go to Edgerton High School and I don’t appreciate Mexicans saying the Pledge in Spanish. . . . If you think Mexicans can waltz right in this school and have an influence on these American students, then you’re wrong. This is America, home of the free and not the illegal."

There are over 100,000 Hispanics serving in the Army, and George W. Bush had the National Anthem sung in Spanish at his inauguration in 2001. And the Wisconson constitution is written in English, German and Norwegian. Superintendant Dr. Norman Fjelstad, who has had his life threatened, said, "The reason it was written in three languages is because it’s important that people understand the words."

I guess now, you can only love America in English, even if you are a white high school student in Spanish class.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 697

The war on people with different colored skins continues. "Illegal immigrants armed with torches, hacksaws, ladders and even bungee cords are making it around a section of the border fence hailed as the most efficient way to stop them," says a story in the Houston Chronicle. Those despicable Brown Skins are even bringing plasma torches to bear on the fence, which brings up the question: Where are the Minutemen? Can't they see the glow from a plasma torch in the night?

Last year, I said the only thing the border fence will create will be a demand for larger ladders. Turns out, I was right! "Officials monitoring cameras in the area have seen at least one group using a massive ladder to scale the south side of the fence. The group tried to drop into the U.S. with bungee cords before agents caught them," the story goes on. What? The people watching the cameras can't see the glow of a plasma torch at night?

I feel safer. Don't you?

Earlier this week, thirteen year-old Melanie Bowers claimed she had been beaten by Brown Skins when she was doing a history project to make a protest sign for or against an issue. Melanie choose illegal immigration. The InterWebs went into an uproar. The calm, level-head folks over at Digg demanded the guilty students be deported. Then it was revealed that Bowers lied. You could have heard a pin drop on Digg.

And last week, Uber-Hottie Michelle Malkin got her knickers in a knot over an ad for Absolut Vodka. She claimed the ad was supporting reconquista, a disgraced Mexican movement that wants to reclaim lands taken by America. Michelle encouraged her readers to call Absolut and tell them what rotten people they are. Because that always works.

I thought it was a funny ad, so I have appended it below. If I drank vodka, I'd switch to Absolut.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 592

With all the keeping Chri$t in Chri$tma$ stuff and keeping non-Christians from seeing Santa going on, a few things have slipped under the Homeland Security radar. First, Congress decided not to fund the Southern Border Fence (more commonly known as the "Keep those fuckin' Meskins in Mesko" fence). More accurately, a bill was passed that allowed the Department of White Homeland Security to have some flexibility in where they divert, I mean spend, their funds. So if your were hoping Santa would bring you a three layered, 700 mile fence between the white skins and the brown skins, well, you ain't getting it.

But all is not lost!

Some folks in Arizona want to build a wetlands between the US and Mexico. They want to clear thick brush, build steep levees and flood dry riverbanks.

In the desert.

That's right. They want to build a moat. The only things missing are alligators and a drawbridge.

So let's all fall to our knees and pray: "Dear Santa, next year, please bring us a moat. Amen."

Apparently, the Rio Grande isn't good enough.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 555

In the 80s, Dr. Pedro Servano and his wife, Salvacion, arrived in the United States illegally. When they filled out their applications for visas, they were single. By the time they received the visas and entered the country they were married, meaning their visas were incorrect, or fradulent.

In the 90s, the couple applied for US citizenship and their deception was discovered. They will soon be deported. However, their four children will be allowed to remain, as they were all born here.

See? It's another example of of illegals coming here to have anchor babies.

Our Brave Defenders of All That is Pure and American have finally finished their 17 year attempt to return the criminals to their country of origin.

Cheers all around!

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 554

Once again the Thin Blue (or whatever color they wear) Line protecting us from our evil Northern Neighbors have prevented another incursion into our territory.

On November 16, the Valiant Defenders of our Borders stopped an ambulance with lights flashing and siren sirening to prevent a citizen of another country from using our health care system.

US Custom officials bravely pulled the ambulance driver from his vehicle to check his papers, and then opened the back of the ambulance to verify the color of the patient's skin before compassion overcame them and they sent the ambulance on its way.

We salute you!

Fortress AmeriKKKA - Day 553

Finally! Someone is paying attention to our northern border!

On November 14, US Customs officials valiantly took a stand against illegal immigration and terrorist infiltration. A firetruck, lights flashing and siren, well, sirening, was stopped at the US Border where our ever vigilant Defenders of Homeland Security could verify that the men on the truck were firemen, and not terrorists bent on destroying our country from whitout or meskins bent on destroying our country from within.

Good work, Defenders of Freedom! We salute you!

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 540

Alert the Minutemen! Tell them that not only do they have to watch the Northern Border for Homeland Security, but they have to watch the legal border crossings, too!

According to a CNN story thousands of people who shouldn't have been admitted to the United States were accidentally--oopsie!--allowed in last year because of security lapses at legal border crossings as a result of understaffing and inadequate training.

Maybe they should hire illegal immigrants. They do pretty good work. . .

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 532

French-speaking, polite, white people are pouring over our borders daily, and the Minutemen are doing nothing about it! With the US and Canadian dollar at parity--one USD=one CD--Canadians are pouring across the border in waves to spend money.

In Bellis Fair mall in northern Washington State, Canadians are descending in force. "I've walked the parking lot, and it seemed like 75% of the cars had Canadian license plates," says Bethany Lyons, assistant store manager at the center's Target.

I guess Amerika is the new Mexico. It won't be long and our northern nighbors will be putting up a fence to keep us out.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 508

Now that October is here, it's time to start thinking about Chri$tma$. Recently, China's attempt to kill our children with lead poisoning spurred a lot of people to have a "Made in China Free Christmas." Problem is 80% of toys sold in the US are made in China. Here's a link to the story.