Saturday, July 07, 2007

We are winning, beloved. The army of righteousness is smashing the minions of science and learning. But we have much work to do! Right now, 1 in 5 Jesustanis believe that the sun orbits the Earth, as taught in the Bible. WE NEED 100% BELIEF, DEAR HEARTS! Otherwise, Satan and Osama bin Laden will overrun this country!

Remember, science is the work of the Devil. And if it isn't mentioned in the Holy Bible, the 100% whole truth, the indisputable word of Jebus, then it isn't true and does not and cannot exist! Like domesticated cats. As soon as we get the heliocentrists under control, maybe we can get women out of positions of authority and back into the kitchens, where they belong!


Friday, July 06, 2007

I have never been particularly adventurous. There is a small child in me that still hears my parents say "what would the neighbors think?" There's a small child in me that still remembers a bit of advice my mom gave me that is best summarized by the Simpson quote "You can't win, don't try." I still remember being told to forget my dream of drawing comic books, and instead, concentrate on becoming a supervisor at the grocery store. So a lot of the "10 Steps to thinking like a LOSER" is familiar to me.


Thursday, July 05, 2007

750,000 a year killed by Chinese pollution

Some excerpts from the above article, with the accepted wisdom of the Church of Global Warming in brackets: Sixteen of the world’s 20 most polluted cities are in China. [And I still have to be preached to by the Goreacle to put florescent light bulbs in my house.]

750,000 people die prematurely in China each year, mainly from air pollution in large cities. [But it's our SUVs that are destroying the planet.]

High air-pollution levels in Chinese cities is leading to the premature deaths of 350,000-400,000 people each year. A further 300,000 people die prematurely each year from exposure to poor air indoors. Another 60,000 premature deaths were attributable to poor-quality water. [But Americans are the really evil ones.]

China had the death estimates removed from a World Bank study because the "methodology is unreliable". [But only Republicans lie about the environment.]


Monday, July 02, 2007

Sunday, July 01, 2007

Do you have Liberal Guilt about driving? Here's a way to convert that Liberal Guilt into dollars. I drive a 90 Astro Van. To offset the carbon footprint of this vehicle, I should give DriveNeutral $59. If I drove a 2006 Prius, I should give them $28.

They say they will buy carbon emission credits.

Whoo HOOO!

Turn the AC to 62F, Myrtle! We can buy emission credits to counter our selfishness!

All I have to do to insure karmic equilibrium is pay them a fee each year, and I can save the Earth driving my SUV! Sign me up for that!

Barnum was right. A sucker is born every minute.