Friday, January 23, 2009

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Happy Unicorns and Rainbows Day!

Congratulations to President Obama. And as soon as the words "So help me God" leave his lips, most of the blogosphere will suffer one unified orgasm and they breathlessly celebrate the end of the Bush Administration and the beginning of the Obama administration. And then, tomorrow, the country will be perfect again!

The exact same thing happened after Clinton's first inauguration. I remember reading some Leftie commentator describing the event in glowing terms. And then, when describing an Air Force flyover, he admitted a few moments of anger. How dare the military intrude on this occasion! Then, he said, he realized they were "his Air Force" now.

I shit you not.

So tomorrow, rainbows will appear over every city and unicorns will appear on every lawn and tiny little singing birds will swirl around our heads celebrating the arrival of a perfect America, one with a Democrat president and a Democrat-controlled Congress, and, like the homeless under the Clinton Administration, all our current problems will disappear.