BURKA TIME!

Twenty-three-year-old Emily Streb has been accused of having sex with a 16 year old special ed boy.

Naturally, since she is smoking hot, she was released without bail.

I hope Emily has gone home, fallen to her knees, and thanked the Flying Spaghetti Monster that she is a female and her victim is a male. Otherwise, she'd be facing prison time.

Thank goodness for that double standard! Happy International Women's Day!

Psst. Has anyone noticed that the Thurmond-Sharpton story has dropped off the front page? Thank the FSM that Anna Nicole is still there. I was about to lose my faith in celebrity based journalism.

Dropping all this Burka talk I've been spewing the last few months, I have to ask a simple question: Why aren't people outraged that our children are being taught by pedophiles? Every day another female teacher is caught having sex with students, and I'm left scratching my head wondering why the Religious Right isn't having a hissy fit. Could it be that their homeschooling their kids and just don't care?

And where is the Left on this? I don't think this is what Hillary meant when she wrote that it takes a village to raise a child.

Why is it a horrible thing that a magazine for nursing mothers shows side boob? Why is it a horrible thing that Prince creates a phallic symbol during the Super Bowl? And we don't have a way to protect our children from sexual predators at school?

Or, am I overreacting? Is it okay for a woman to have sex would younger men, but a heinous crime for a man to do the same thing?

Can anyone explain this?

Maybe if one of the teachers had been an illegal alien we'd get people to care.

Finally! Some sensible commentary about Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed prophet Al Gore! Hah-men!)

Former Canadian defense minister Paul Hellyer has called on the governments of the world to disclose and use alien technology from captured UFOs to solve the climate problem.

I second the motion!