Pelosi and Obama are strangely silent as a corrupt former member of Congress is sentenced to 13 years in prison. And so is the media, who followed every step of the trails and tribulations of the previous administration. I wonder why?

Oh yeah, that's right. He's a Democrat.

Sorry, Sarah. You can't do a MILF-y pose for Runners World Magazine, and then complain that it's sexist when someone else uses it. No one told you to put on those shorts.

Obama is going to close Gitmo. And the detainees are going to Illinois. The Feds are buying an old prison from the state of Illinois. Obama is from Illinois. Coincidence or payback?

I had a discussion with an English-firster the other day. He used the "Immigrants should have to learn English when they come here" argument, so I thought I would help out all you English speakers with some basic Comanche phrases. After all, they were here first, and we should have learned Comanche!

Comanche	English
haa	yes
haamae	please
kee	no
nu nahnia tsa	my name is
u nakiupanaitu nu	I understand you
unha nu nakisupanainu	Do you understand me?
enha hakai nuusuka	How are you?
tsaatu untse	Fine and you
unha numu tekwaegu	Do you speak Comanche
yuhu taibo tekwapu	Spanish Language
taibo tekwapu	English Language
numu tekwapu	Cherokee Language
ura	Thank you.

You're welcome.