There are 10^11 stars in the galaxy. That used to be a huge number. But it's only a hundred billion. It's less than the national deficit! We used to call them astronomical numbers. Now we should call them economical numbers.
Do you realize, our government has spent $7 for every star in our galaxy to "bail out" the economy? And the jerks who forced this debt onto the taxpayers are getting bonuses?
When do I get my bailout?