Why, O Why is William Green being jailed? He selflessly boosted the self-esteem of a 13 year old girl and they treat him like a criminal! He should be hailed as a hero!

Sen. David Vitter, R-La., is mulling switching parties and becoming a Democrat, because a Democrat having extramarital sex is not committing a crime, a Republican having extra marital sex is committing a felony and is unfit to serve in public office.

"Liberals hold Republicans to a higher standard," he moaned. "Sen. Inouye was accused of molesting a masseuse by putting his hand under her skirt and NOW called it a political act and called the masseuse a tart. Bob Packwood got drunk and put his arms around women and he was hounded out of office. Robert Byrd was a member of the KKK and is considered a statesman. Strom Thurmond was a member of the KKK and was considered evil incarnate."

We have tried to contact Howard Dean to confirm the ruumor, but he has not returned any calls.

A recent study shows H. Clinton leading the Democratic pack by 16 points over smoker Barack Obama (His smoking, of course, makes him unqualified to serve.)

Rudy Giuliani leads the Republican pack, but it's not like it matters. The next President will be a Democrat.

Unless your read Digg. Then Ron Paul will be president.

CNN is reporting that the body found in a field near Fitchberg, Wisconsin is likely the body of the missing smoking hot coed Kelly Nolan.

There is no word if the bodies of any missing women of color have been located, nor any word if their disappearances will be covered at all.

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 418

"Individuals and businesses typically have to wait years to apply for "green cards" for permanent residency based on job skills. The backlogs have been so severe that an engineer from India or China has had to wait six years to apply for a green card. In other employment categories, the wait can be nine to 11 years. For people from the Philippines, the wait in some work categories is 22 years," says an article at the Merced Sun-Star.

To alleviate the wait, the Federal Government recently offered a slew of green cards. Businesses and open minded individuals applied for green cards for their employees, only to have the application process closed at the last minute.

Did you notice that as the color of the immigrants' skin darkened their wait for a green card increased? Did you notice that the origin of the immigrants wasn't Europe? Do European immigrants have a waiting time like Filipinos?

Racist?

Oh, yeah. We only want white people.