Saturday, December 09, 2006

Your 'Do You Want the Terrorists to Win' Score: 81%

You are a terrorist-loving scoundrel who hates our dear leader and the values he defends. There are few redeeming qualities about you. You most likely celebrated when the evil-doers hit us on 9/11, then opposed the Iraq war when we tried to pay them back. You hurt us at every step and cause troops to die in the field by questioning Bush's decisions. You are most likely a lost cause, doomed to be a brainwashed victim of free thought and liberalism forever. No dose of Ann Coulter's prose can save you now.

Do You Want the Terrorists to Win?
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Friday, December 08, 2006

To honor the day that Jebus was born, I am offering all Christians and Patriotic Americans a way to make sure that they celebrate the meaning of Chri$tma$: Buying stuff for others!

you can buy me stuff from my Amazon Wish List!

Go forth and Praise the Lord by Purchasing!


Thursday, December 07, 2006

If any of you doubt that the anti-illegal immigration and English First forces are racist, here's an interesting story. Rep. Tom Tancredo, the leader of the anti-illegal immigration faction in the U.S. House, said Miami has become a Third World country, and is an example of how the nature of America can be changed by uncontrolled immigration.

Hmmm. America is becoming a bit too brown for Rep. Tancredo, I guess. He's offended by the Spanish being spoken. Here's hoping he doesn't visit Acadiana or San Francisco's Chinatown. He'd be really pissed!

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

Fortress Amerika - Day 205!

Since everyone knows that criminals are crossing our Southern border, the Minutemen, the unarmed National Guard, the Border Patrol and various and sundry pure blooded Americans have formed a line to turn the crooks back! And, since we all know that Americans are Pure of Heart, the news out of El Paso is especially shocking! Ten enforcement agents from the Border Patrol, Customs and the INS have been arrested for taking bribes from Drug dealers and other smugglers.

Say it ain't so! We got a big fence! We have web cams scanning the Texas border! Americans are heroes, dammit!


Tuesday, December 05, 2006

Actor Michael Richards was performing at the LA Laugh Factory when a couple of guys thought they might heckle the performer. They didn't realize what they would unleash.

Richards went on a rampage that few could imagine. At one point, he told one of the guys [Note: I do not, as a rule, refer to someone by their race. However, in this case, I must. I do not say, for example, "the black actress Halle Berry," nor do I say "the great black actor Samuel L. Jackson." Halle Berry and Samuel Jackson are exceptional actors and to label them as black actors diminishes their abilities. That's why, by the way, I don't call Brian Singer a "Gay director" or Ellen Degeneres a "Gay talk show host."], who were black, that fifty years ago he would be hanging by his feet with a fork in his ass, and repeatedly called them "niggers."

That's right! I actually typed it. And because you read it, you are a racist!

Anyway, Richards apologized to Al Sharpton, who said that he would like to see the word "nigger" disappear from white and black usage. "Finally!" I thought, "someone gets it!"

If a black person addresses another black person as "nigger," then the word isn't offensive. You can't have it both ways! I believe the word is offensive, and only use it here to for its shock value.

Recently, Black leaders challenged the entertainment industry, including rap artists, actors, major studios and the public, to stop the use of "nigger." Once the word stops being used by anyone, it loses its meaning.

And no, "niggardly" is not derived from "nigger." So stop being so sensitive!


Sunday, December 03, 2006

Well! Someone needs to contact Bill O'Reilly! The cost of the cost of "The Twelve Days of Chri$tma$" is on the rise, costing $18,920, or 3.1 percent more than last year, according to a article.

The total cost of items gifted by a True Love who repeats all of the song's verses costs more than ever before -- $75,122 -- for all 364 items.

Never mind the abomination of the phrase "items gifted by a True Love" ("Gift" is a noun, not a passive verb!), the scary part is that someone is criticizing Chri$tma$! We can't have that!