I have been sitting here thinking about why Proposition 8 passed in California. Before I get too ugly to the Fundies, you Lefties bear some of the blame. Don't get me wrong. I agree with you. But your insistence on not being judged for what you do doesn't quite jibe with your strident denunciations of all things Republican. "Don't impose your morality on me!" you cry, as you march with your "Meat is Murder" placards.

Now, to the Right. You guys are overlooking some important benefits of Gay marriage. Think of all the money that would pour into the economy if you let Gays marry. And think of all the money lawyers would make doing gay divorces.

Wait.

I've never gotten money from a divorce lawyer.

Ignore that one.

As soon as you guys start getting all pissed off about the divorce rate among Christians, I will listen to you bitch about gay marriage. 'Cause if you're so concerned about the sanctity of marriage, you would be concerned about divorce.

Here's where I got the idea: Prop 8 The Musical.

You Are 36% Likely to Survive Another Great Depression

Your habits are pretty on par with the average person. Unfortunately, this means your chances aren't good in another Great Depression. Start saving your money now. Living in debt isn't doing you any favors. Also figure out how to live a little more cheaply. Every little bit you can trim will help.

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