Friday, November 27, 2009

I have never understood how a Catholic politician could be a good Catholic and still support abortion. I mean, the Catholic Church says that's a really bad thing. But most Catholic politicians are able to dance around the issue. Some said that their religion didn't apply to their politics and their politics didn't apply to their religion. Apparently, now that Ted Kennedy is pinin' for the fjords, the Providence bishop has barred Representative Patrick Kennedy from receiving communion because of his stand on abortion.

I say that's a good thing. You can't have on morality in public and one on Sunday. You should walk the talk you talk.


Thursday, November 26, 2009

Red Light Camera$ are a highly touted $afety feature of most citie$. The$e camera$, we are told, reduce accident$. Right?

Not so fast! In Chicago, red light camera$ only create ca$h flow, not prevent accident$.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I'm an old fuck. When I was growing up, jets just caused a hole in the ozone layer. The ozone hole would kill us all by allowing UV radiation to hit the Earth. There were TV documentaries by recently retired news anchormen that explained in great detail how we would all be dead by 2010. No one remembers the ozone hole paranoia now. Now, all jet planes cause is this:

Now that's some damn fine propaganda! Can someone create a film about how many polar bears Al Gore kills when he takes his private jet to Europe to speak at some air conditioned Climate Change event?


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Set Denial Beams on FULL!

Evolution sighted in humans! Someone check the Bible for a sufficiently vague quote to refute this.


Monday, November 23, 2009

The US Preventative Services Task Force, a government board, has recommended that women over 40 stop having mammograms. Let me restate this: A government board has suggested that women stop getting mammograms because they aren't needed.

And we're going to let the government run health care.