I'm an old fuck. When I was growing up, jets just caused a hole in the ozone layer. The ozone hole would kill us all by allowing UV radiation to hit the Earth. There were TV documentaries by recently retired news anchormen that explained in great detail how we would all be dead by 2010. No one remembers the ozone hole paranoia now. Now, all jet planes cause is this:

Now that's some damn fine propaganda! Can someone create a film about how many polar bears Al Gore kills when he takes his private jet to Europe to speak at some air conditioned Climate Change event?