While Amerika tries to keep nursing women under blankets, unused breast milk is being used to feed children orphaned by HIV/AIDS in Africa with surplus breast milk from mothers in the U.S.

This must be driving Neo-Cons nuts! We can't have children exposed to bare breasts, but we can send fruit of those breasts shipped overseas to help starving children.

I'm sure Satan is involved here somewhere, and the United States will close our borders to exported breast milk. We don't want those poor children in Africa to have anything to do with a breast, now, do we? They'll become sex maniacs.

Waittaminnit!

I thought people drove SUVs and Hummers because of their crash survivability. Here's a picture of a Hummer that crashed into a school bus. The Hummer is toast and the school bus is only scuffed. People should dump their hummers and buy school buses!

Someone call Madison Avenue and get them on associating the school bus with penis size.

Do you want to buy a PS3 for a reasonable price? Tired of profiteers making money by buying PS3s for $600 and selling them on eBay for $1500?

Watch me buy one and let me sell it on eBay. I guarantee, it will sell for $.99! 'Cause if I have it, no one wants it. But if I want it, it's a fucking collector's item!

I hate eBay.

Could someone call George Clooney and have him explain why we should care about Darfur? Because their ruler oppressed the citizens? Same in Iraq. No democracy? Same in Iraq.

Now, however, GWB has a reason: Rebels have attacked oil fields. Will Hollywood abandon Darfur when US troops rush in to secure oil supplies, or will they stand by their compassion and demand US troops be sent in until democracy is achieved?

God, I love hypocrisy!

Dave Cockrum - 1942-2006

In 1975, Len Wein and Dave Cockrum created a comic called "Giant Size X-Men #1." That comic introduced the X-Men lineup consisting of Cyclops, Storm, and Wolverine. Today, that fifty cent comic can sell for thousands of dollars. Those characters have been featured in three films, making Marvel Comics millions of dollars. Dave Cockrum never saw a dime of it.

But that's the nature of the comic biz in the 70s. It was work for hire. It wasn't until the 90s that comics creators got a cut of merchandising.

Cockrum worked at DC Comics before moving over to Marvel, illustrating Superboy and the Legion of Superheroes and other DC titles.

Cockrum died over the weekend after a long battle with diabetes and complications. He was a driving force of comics in the 70s and 80s, and is one of my favorite artists. I will miss him.

Afraid of male teachers being accused of sexual harrassment when dealing with "underdressed" female students, the Minidoka County School Board in southern Idaho has decided to more strictly enforce their dress code.

How about Christian Burkas? That'll keep the pervy eyes of male teachers away from the swelling breasts of our country's youth!

Congratulate the Minutemen! They have Succeeded!

According to UT German Linguistics Professor Hans Boas, Texas German will disappear in about 30 years. The English First campaign has succeeded in wiping out a once vibrant language, and they deserve our applause. They have stomped it out of existence! Hooray English! Now the krauts will speak English and be indistinguishable from real English Americans!

Now! Let's get to work on the brown skins!