Friday, November 23, 2007

I hate working today. It's not so bad when I can stay home.

Here's a list of 10 Black Friday secrets retailers don't want you to know.

Thursday, November 22, 2007

Happy Thanksgiving. Here are the top ten myths about Thanksgiving, first observed 409 years ago in San Elizario, a community near modern El Paso. So Thanksgiving is Texan.

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 555

In the 80s, Dr. Pedro Servano and his wife, Salvacion, arrived in the United States illegally. When they filled out their applications for visas, they were single. By the time they received the visas and entered the country they were married, meaning their visas were incorrect, or fradulent.

In the 90s, the couple applied for US citizenship and their deception was discovered. They will soon be deported. However, their four children will be allowed to remain, as they were all born here.

See? It's another example of of illegals coming here to have anchor babies.

Our Brave Defenders of All That is Pure and American have finally finished their 17 year attempt to return the criminals to their country of origin.

Cheers all around!

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 554

Once again the Thin Blue (or whatever color they wear) Line protecting us from our evil Northern Neighbors have prevented another incursion into our territory.

On November 16, the Valiant Defenders of our Borders stopped an ambulance with lights flashing and siren sirening to prevent a citizen of another country from using our health care system.

US Custom officials bravely pulled the ambulance driver from his vehicle to check his papers, and then opened the back of the ambulance to verify the color of the patient's skin before compassion overcame them and they sent the ambulance on its way.

We salute you!

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Monday, November 19, 2007

Fortress AmeriKKKA - Day 553

Finally! Someone is paying attention to our northern border!

On November 14, US Customs officials valiantly took a stand against illegal immigration and terrorist infiltration. A firetruck, lights flashing and siren, well, sirening, was stopped at the US Border where our ever vigilant Defenders of Homeland Security could verify that the men on the truck were firemen, and not terrorists bent on destroying our country from whitout or meskins bent on destroying our country from within.

Good work, Defenders of Freedom! We salute you!

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