Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 554

Once again the Thin Blue (or whatever color they wear) Line protecting us from our evil Northern Neighbors have prevented another incursion into our territory.

On November 16, the Valiant Defenders of our Borders stopped an ambulance with lights flashing and siren sirening to prevent a citizen of another country from using our health care system.

US Custom officials bravely pulled the ambulance driver from his vehicle to check his papers, and then opened the back of the ambulance to verify the color of the patient's skin before compassion overcame them and they sent the ambulance on its way.

We salute you!



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you really have to be on your guard against those nefarious Canadians on their way for emergency angioplasties. You just never know what evil deeds they are on their way to do.

I mean, how can anyone trust those evil Canadians when they camouflage themselves in massive parkas and ridiculous toques in the middle of the winter allegedly to keep themselves warm -- yeah, right. You just can't trust those snow-bound, hockey-loving Canucks. A few of them even have the audacity to be bilingual -- something that is shamelessly accepted, even supported, by their government. I mean, really, Canadians are the ... wait a minute. I'm Canadian. Never mind.

7:51 AM  

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