I really hate people who are cleverer than me. Unfortunately, there are a bunch of them.

It seems that Prohibition Party Presidential Candidate Earl F. Dodge died in the Denver airport. Naturally, my first thought was "There's still a Prohibition Party?" My second thought was to say "Cheers." And my third thought was "Isn't Prohibition Party an oxymoron like hamburger steak and military intelligence?" (Thanx and a tip of the hat to Gallagher for the last half of that joke.) Then I read the comments. I'm ashamed to say that I only thought of three of those jokes.