Thursday, November 15, 2007

In a perfect synchronicity of causes health experts have come up with a way to stop Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed profits [sic] the Goreacle and Tom Brokaw. Hah-Men!) and make the Earth the cold place it once was and solve the nation's obesity problem: Walk more!

Months after an English study revealed that walking to work and shops causes more Global Warming (Wish I could find that article. Apparently, I forgot to tag it.), the US had decided to revive that hoary old myth. Unfortunately, burning excess fat causes you to produce CO2, and makes you eat a bit more, and since food production causes CO2, you wind up contributing more CO2 to the atmosphere by walking everywhere instead of less.



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