Friday, December 11, 2009

This Just In: All other problems in the United States have been solved!

To preserve the Union, a House subcommittee has passed legislation that would force college football to switch from the current Bowl Championship Series to a playoff system.

Thursday, December 10, 2009

AT&T sold the iPhone because of its ability to stream video on their 3G network. Now that people are doing that, they are contemplating ways to get them to stop. Maybe AT&T's slogan could be, "You can do this, but we don't want you to do it."