Well! Someone needs to contact Bill O'Reilly! The cost of the cost of "The Twelve Days of Chri$tma$" is on the rise, costing $18,920, or 3.1 percent more than last year, according to a Newsday.com article.

The total cost of items gifted by a True Love who repeats all of the song's verses costs more than ever before -- $75,122 -- for all 364 items.

Never mind the abomination of the phrase "items gifted by a True Love" ("Gift" is a noun, not a passive verb!), the scary part is that someone is criticizing Chri$tma$! We can't have that!