Sunday, July 01, 2007

Do you have Liberal Guilt about driving? Here's a way to convert that Liberal Guilt into dollars. I drive a 90 Astro Van. To offset the carbon footprint of this vehicle, I should give DriveNeutral $59. If I drove a 2006 Prius, I should give them $28.

They say they will buy carbon emission credits.

Whoo HOOO!

Turn the AC to 62F, Myrtle! We can buy emission credits to counter our selfishness!

All I have to do to insure karmic equilibrium is pay them a fee each year, and I can save the Earth driving my SUV! Sign me up for that!

Barnum was right. A sucker is born every minute.

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