Fortress AmeriKKKa - Day 505

The Minutemen are so busy making sure that no brown-skinned Spanish speaker sneaks across the border, they are not watching the Northern border. Why should they? Canadians are white and speak, for the most part, English. We don't need to watch that border. Right?

Nope.

Government investigators have been smuggling fake radioactive material across our sieve-like Northern border. So far, they have yet to see a single law enforcement officer.

At least we're keeping the meskins out. They're the real enemy.