Thursday, September 28, 2006

Beloved, we are 34 days from Satan's annual play date across our glorious country of Jesusistan, a day also known as Halloween.

Remember those Satanists and Pagans who mocked our Chri$tma$ decorations? We told them that if they didn't like it, they could look the other way! Can I get an Amen?

Now it is the turn of the Satanists and Pagans to decorate their homes with the rainments of their false beliefs. Should we avert our eyes? NO! Our Lord commands that we fight the false religions on all fronts, carrying the sword or IED of Jesus before us, smiting our foes until their bloodied, shattered bodies lie at our feet. (Exodus 22:18 - "Suffer not a witch to live.")

CBN recently has said that Christians should not celebrate Halloween because "those who celebrate Halloween either are unaware of its roots, or are intentionally promoting a world where evil is lauded and viewed as an ultimate power."

So, Brethren (And I mean that literally--cf: 1 Timothy 2:11-13.), we must marshall our forces and consult or Christian elected representatives. We must drive Halloween from God's anointed land! Let our battle cry be "Suffer not a witch to live!" as we march through our streets purifying them in the blood of sinners!

Praise Jebus!

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