After their rise to power in Afghanistan, the Taliban destroyed all art in the country that depicted the human form, as it is against Muslim law.

Here in the Bible Belt, the American Taliban doesn't destroy art. They just make sure no one can see it.

A Frisco, Texas elementary school teacher named Sydney McGee took 65 students to the Dallas Museum of Art. Great idea, right? Wrong. A student told his parents that he saw a nude sculpture. Now McGee is out of a job.

Praise Jebus!