Utah Judge Mark Kouris sentenced hottie Cameo Patch to 36 months probation, ordered her to obtain a psycho-sexual evaluation, as well as pay a $2,000 fine. Patch did a Lewinski on a 17 year old student. "If this was a 29-year-old male and a 17-year-old female, I would be inclined to order some incarceration," Kouris said.

Hmm. Female rapists and child molesters don't get jail time. Interesting.

In June, Kristen Margrif, 27, of Mayville, Michigan, was given a one-year delayed sentence on three felony counts of second-degree criminal sexual conduct with a student. In March, smokin' hottie Debra LaFave dodged prison time for having sex with one of her students. Amy Gail Lilley got 2 years house arrest and 8 years probation for a lesbian affair with her 15-year old student.

First, the Religious Right needs to get off their collective asses and make Christian wear burkhas! Everywhere! Had the teachers been wearing burkhas they wouldn't have been able to seduce the poor, vulnerable boys! Take a lesson from the Religion of Peace! You don't hear stories about teachers seducing their students and judges letting the batted eyelashes of a hot chick reduce prison time!

Second, the Religious Right needs to get off their collective asses and make sure scriptures are followed! 1 Timothy 2:11-13: "11) A woman should learn in quietness and full submission. 12) I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man; she must be silent. 13) For Adam was formed first, then Eve." The folks who are pushing Intelligent Design had better start pushing women out of the classroom and back inside the house!

Third, if a hot chick gets no jail time for nailing one of her students, neither should men who nail theirs! I am all for gender equality.