Wow. Sometimes I make a joke, only to find that the real world is already ahead of me.

Waterbury, Connecticut is considering a dress code for teachers. "The Board of Education is developing a policy that would ban such clothing as stretch pants, low-cut shirts, sun dresses, sandals and hats in the workplace. A draft proposal details the acceptable and unacceptable clothing, including what material is appropriate for pants, and would stipulate that skirts can rise no more than three inches above the knee."

Might I suggest burkas? Burkas will hide the distracting bumps and curves and delightfully soft skin of women. Only then will Western men be able to rise above their baser instincts!