Monday, July 31, 2006

A free magazine called BabyTalk recently ran an article about breastfeeding. On the cover, they showed the side of a breast and the face of a baby. No nipple! One of the whiners explained that she shredded the magazine because "A breast is a breast -- it's a sexual thing."

Then why breastfeed? If a breast is a sexual thing, wouldn't breastfeeding be sexual contact with a minor?

Babytalk editor Susan Kane says the mixed response to the cover clearly echoes the larger debate over breast-feeding in public. "There's a huge Puritanical streak in Americans," she says, "and there's a squeamishness about seeing a body part — even part of a body part. It's not like women are whipping them out with tassels on them! Mostly, they are trying to be discreet."

It's time for the Republican Party, Amerika's first religious party, to take a page from Islam. Burkas! Make women cover themselves from eyebrow to ankle so that no child could ever see anything that arouses them. Think of the number of hot blonde teachers that seduce innocent young men into sex. Had Mary Kay Letourneau been wearing a burka she wouldn't have been able to seduce that poor boy. And if Heather Carter and her 17 year-old lover had been wearing burkas, they wouldn't have had sex.

Burkas! Women, wear yours today to show you love Jebus!

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