A collection of thoughts and asides about life. And if I think of anything that needs to be mocked, it will show up here.
"If a man is offered a fact which goes against his instincts, he will scrutinize it closely, and unless the evidence is overwhelming, he will refuse to believe it. If, on the other hand, he is offered something which affords a reason for acting in accordance to his instincts, he will accept it even on the slightest evidence. The origin of myths is explained in this way."
--Bertrand Russell
Aww. Here's a photo of a gay couple after their marriage. One guy even put on a white dress.
What?
The dude in the dress is a woman? Bullshit! Look at that haircut, those brawny shoulders. That can't be right! Look, it's not. . .
OMG it is, it is Brigitte Nielsen!
Dude, uh, I mean, Lady, let your hair grow or something. You're looking kind of mannish.
Oh, and congratulations on marriage number five. I guess.
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4 Comments:
She scares me.
Me too.
I am, however, gratified to see that the sanctity of marriage has been preserved. Rather than let 2 men marry once, we celebrate Brigitte's fifth marriage. Since she's married so many times, she has surely earned a special place in Heaven. Right below Mickey Rooney. Now there's a guy whovalues marriage!
Poor Flava Flave. He must be heartbroken.
Wow, someone should tell Brigitte that she's married a gay man.
Oh and right on, jeffrey.
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