Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Aww. Here's a photo of a gay couple after their marriage. One guy even put on a white dress.

What?

The dude in the dress is a woman? Bullshit! Look at that haircut, those brawny shoulders. That can't be right! Look, it's not. . .

OMG it is, it is Brigitte Nielsen!

Dude, uh, I mean, Lady, let your hair grow or something. You're looking kind of mannish.

Oh, and congratulations on marriage number five. I guess.

4 Comments:

Blogger Erin said...

She scares me.

3:46 PM  
Blogger Jeffrey said...

Me too.

I am, however, gratified to see that the sanctity of marriage has been preserved. Rather than let 2 men marry once, we celebrate Brigitte's fifth marriage. Since she's married so many times, she has surely earned a special place in Heaven. Right below Mickey Rooney. Now there's a guy whovalues marriage!

10:09 PM  
Blogger Ellie said...

Poor Flava Flave. He must be heartbroken.

5:29 AM  
Blogger Kate said...

Wow, someone should tell Brigitte that she's married a gay man.

Oh and right on, jeffrey.

1:18 PM  

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