Remember how the world was going to burn to a cinder and we were all going to die if we didn't fix the Ozone hole by banning CFCs a few years ago? Well, the replacement chemicals cause Global Warming.

I'm sure this is all Bush and Cheney's fault: a part of some secret plan to rule the world. ("What are we gonna do tomorrow night, Cheney?" "Same thing we do every night, Bushie. Try to take over THE WORLD!")

Anyway, chloroflourocarbons "destroy ozone, the atmospheric layer that helps protect against the sun's most harmful rays, and trap the earth's heat, contributing to a rise in average surface temperatures," says the article. So I guess we were combatting Global Warming by destroying ozone and cooling the Earth.