Thursday, August 10, 2006

Recently, Live Science published a list of the cities most vulnerable to natural disaster.

Hah! Science? This is Amerika,dammit! This is a list of cities God directs to disaster toward. Remember, God does not have the power to create a clockwork universe that runs according to natural laws, like Evolution, or gravity, both of which are theories! Since He can't create natural laws, He has to take a direct hand in the weather, and in your health.

At the top of the list are cities relatively immune to the brunt of nature. Near the bottom are those in the cross hairs of hurricanes, tornadoes, earthquakes, tsunamis or some other way God tests the faith of beleivers.

This year's list (*=tie):

1. Mesa, AZ*
1. Milwaukee, WI*
3. Cleveland, OH*
3. El Paso, TX*
3. Phoenix, AZ*
3. T ucson, AZ*
7. Colorado Springs, CO
8. Detroit, MI
8. Fresno, CA
8. Minneapolis, MN
8. Philadelphia, PA
12. Chicago, IL
13. Denver, CO
14. Albuquerque, NM
15. Las Vegas, NV
16. San Antonio, TX
17. Nashville, TN
18. Atlanta, GA
19. Omaha, NE
20. Austin, TX
21. Kansas City, MO
22. Arlington, TX
22. Dallas, TX
22. Fort Worth, TX
25. Indianapolis, IN
26. Louisville, KY
27. Washington, DC
28. Baltimore, MD
29. Charlotte, NC
30. Portland, OR
31. San Diego, CA
32. Boston, MA*
32. Jacksonville, FL*
32. New York, NY*
35. Memphis, TN*
35. Seattle, WA*
35. Virginia Beach, VA*
38. Sacramento, CA
39. Columbus, OH*
39. Oklahoma City, OK*
39. Tulsa, OK*
42. Long Beach, CA
43. Houston, TX*
43. Los Angeles, CA*
45. San Jose, CA
46. Honolulu, HI
47. San Francisco, CA
48. Oakland, CA
49. New Orleans, LA
50. Miami, FL

In other words, god hates Miami more that Tuscon! Otherwise, all cities would be equally safe.


Blogger Unknown said...

Someone has way too much time on their hands. What about the rest of the world?

9:47 AM  
Blogger apples said...

Another good reason to live in Europe... :p

7:35 PM  

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