For years we've been taught that woolly mammoths were hunted to extinction by man. A new peer-reviewed study, therefore it can't be wrong, suggests that as man started Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed profits [sic] the Goreacle and Tom Brokaw! Hah-men!), we caused the glaciers to recede and the frozen tundra preferred by mammoths be replaced by forests. No food=no mammoths.

If only man had not been created or evolved (depending on your belief system), the glaciers would still be here and mammoths would be grazing right now! 'Cause The Goreacle told us that we (the US) caused Global Warming. And he wouldn't mislead us, would he?