Ah! Here's another reason why Now Toronto Magazine is encouraging women to prey on teenage boys: There have been fewer male births in the US in the last 30 years. This means fewer males for your garden variety sex-starved teacher. The competition will be come fierce, men. You can now wait for them to come to you. So to speak.

I for one welcome our new female overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted blogger, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground bonbon caves. . .

Remember, folks, send in your stories of teenage conquests or being conquered as a teen for the first annual Pete Townsend Teen Love Contest! Just post them in the comments. The winner will receive a really crappy prize!