We can't have homosexuals marry because that woould devalue the institution of marriage, or so the Christian Right's argument goes. But notice how silent the Christian Right is when is comes to attractive white women having sex with minors. Case in point: Allenna Williams Ward of Clinton, SC, was arrested for having sexual relations with five 14 and 15 year old boys. (As an aside to the boys, the first rule of teacher sex club is don't talk about teacher sex club!) Ward was charged with criminal sexual conduct with a minor and six counts of lewd acts on a minor. She allegedly has sex with the boys in several locations: the school, at a motel, in a park and behind a restaurant.

Ward, who is moderately hot, will no doubt be given a slap on the wrist. I sure that a top actress will play her in the no doubt soon to be filmed story of her affairs. ward had better drop onto her knees that she wasn't ugly or a person of color, or she might be facing some real jail time.

C'mon, Rev. Falwell! Mandate burkas for your flock!