Fortress Amerika - Day 225

A friendly reminder that beginning January 1, you will need a passport to reenter the country if you are visiting Canada and Mexico. Please note: You do not need a passport to visit these countries. You only need a passport to come home. This law was passed to keep terrorists, undocumented workers and illegal aliens out the glorious Fatherland.

As additional proof of your patriotism, make sure you have a Toby Keith CD with you as well.

I remember when Dear Leader told us to live our lives as normal: otherwise the terrorists win. Well, it looks like they won, folks. Welcome to Amerika. May I see your papers?