Fortress Amerika - Day 220

Amerika's borders are like a sieve. Each year our national borders are crossed repeatedly by a non-citizen who leaves mysterious packages around the country. Do the Minutemen care? Does the President care? Do the Democrats care?

No. None of them care. It's up to you and me, fellow Patriots. We must stand tall and say "This far and no farther!" If our elected officials won't defend our country, then we must do it ourselves!

And who is this threat? Who threatens our liberties with his blatant disregard of the borders of the Land of the Free™?

It's Santa Claus. The world's most dangerous terrorist threat, and the most high profile undocumented worker!

As we gear up to celebrate the season of Santa and give gifts to each other, we forget that Santa is not an American! He is a "citizen of the world." In other words, he is opposed to nationalism, and thus, opposed to Amerika and everything she stands for! And we let our children venerate him! How can we allow the worship of this illegal alien?

It's time to stand up and demand that Santa be shot down by our Air Forces if he violates the borders of our sacred homeland. Never again shall terror fall from the skies!