Saturday, May 27, 2006

Fortress Amerika - Day Twelve!

I was checking my email today, and instead of just deleting my Junk Mail box, I looked in it. Apparently, Angelina Jolie has some nude pictures that someone would like me to pay $12.95 a month for the rest of my life to view. Of the 60 emails in the folder, at least 10 of them promised "Angelina Jolie Nude!"

Apparently, the spammers are unable to tell if my user name is masculine of feminine, as I get equal amounts of penis enlargement and breast enlargement emails. however, they obviously believe I have some sort of sexual disfunction, because they all want me to buy viagra or cialis.

At least some are honest about their pitch, though: The last third of the emails promise hot action between teen girls, mature women, hot couples, and hard twinks.

Everytime I check my Spam mail, I'm so proud to be an American!

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