Fortress Amerika - Day Cinco!

The Senate has voted on a 370 mile fence along the meskin border.

Fence?

We need a wall, dammit! Why should the Chinks have the a wall and we can't? Those spics keep crossing our border and stealing jobs from Americans!

Which brings up a question: If the US-Mexico border is 1,951 miles long, how effective is a 370 mile fence? Election year politics? Are our elected officials that fucking shallow?

And, finally, if the beaners are soooooo bad, why did The Chosen Country recently go to bars all across this great, God-fearing land to celebrate Cinco de Mayo?