Fortress Amerika - Day Four!

Venezualan Foreign Minister Ali Rodriguez announced the United States was about to attack! As evidence, he cited the US decision to cut arms sales to the country. You remember Venezuala, right? That's the country ruled by the guy Pat Robertson issued a fatwah against.

Anyway, you can relax, Ali. First, we gotta take care of Iraq, then we gotta finish off Mexico, and suddenly, the Vatican has jumped into line with that whole "creationism is paganism" thing. You guys have time to get your oil into specially hardened bunkers. Make sure you leave the keys out though. We're gonna need them when we come for your "WMDs." Trust me, as soon as we get all the greasers out of our country, we'll get 'em out of yours.