Douglas Stewart was forced to stay home while his classmates received presents from Santa Claus in Buckie, Banffshire, UK. Since little Dougie doesn't believe in Jebus, his school headmaster disinvited him to the party. Oddly, no one dressed up as Jebus to tell the story of Chi$tma$. All the little blighters got was someone dressed up as Santa and Chri$tma$ Pudding.

Personally, I think it's just dandy that they keep pagans out of their holiday. If they want to keep Chri$tma$ to themselves, then they need to keep the decorations off the street and the stores and stop insisting that everyone say Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays. But if they are going to spread it out in front of everyone, they have to admit everyone to the party.

After all, What Would Jebus Do?

Jesus said, "Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of heaven belongs to such as these." - Matthew 19:14

Remember, kiddies: The Bible is the 100% true word of God and must be obeyed!