Japan has announced it will not meet its emissions target as outlined in a treaty signed in an unknown Asian city. Oh wait! It was Kyoto, Japan!

That's right, kiddies! It appears that we evil, nasty, filthy, polluting Americans may wind up being replaced as the worst polluting country on the planet by either China or Japan. We need to make sure they surpass us, so drive to the store to get your groceries, don't walk.