Thursday, August 09, 2007

Honor the Texas flag;
I pledge allegiance to thee, Texas,
one state under God,
one and indivisible.

To be honest, I didn't remember we had a pledge to Texas, and I certainly didn't remember that Jebus wasn't in it. And they're requiring it now?

Anyway, after solving all of Texas' other problems, the State Legislature recently passed a law adding "Under God" to the state pledge. So if you had the old pledge memorized, you gotta relearn it.

Praise Jebus!



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