Monday, August 27, 2007

Here's some interesting news for those folks who believe that AmeriKKKans are the sole cause of Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed profits [sic] the Goreacle and Tom Brokaw. Hah-men!) It turns out that belching moose in Norway alone contribute the equivalent of 4630 pounds of CO2 to the Earth's atmosphere. Imagine what the moose in Russia and Canada contribute. Of course, it's a far cry from what AmeriKKKan moose generate. AmeriKKKan moose are automatically more evil than any other moose nationality.

This study is reminiscent of the study back in the mid 90s that reported that American cattle emitted enough methane to affect the now rarely discussed ozone hole. (Clinton fixed it.) Similar studies in New Zealand and in Europe seem to corroborate the moose study. The New Zealand study even includes sheep in the list of suspects.,/p>

Could it be that Global Warming has more causes than human activity as the Goreacle has repeatedly said? Could it possibly be that animals, who are a part of nature, also contribute to Global Warming and that no matter what we do, the Earth will continue to come out of the 14th century Ice Age?

A M00se once bit my sister ...

No realli! She was Karving her initals on the m00se with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst Nordfink". Mynd you, m00se bites Kan be pretty nasti ...

The people responsible for this blog have been sacked.



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