Tuesday, February 13, 2007

If you're all enthusiastic about Global Warming (Praise Gaia and her anointed prophet Al Gore. Hah-men!), and you're hoping to spread the faith, picket your local florist. Especially if you're in England.

Increasingly, flowers from Africa are showing up in English florists because they are cheaper than flowers from the Netherlands. All of this jet fuel is polluting the atmosphere increasing Global Warming, which can't be judged by local temperatures and the effects of which can't be predicted. "That's one heck of an atmospheric model you got there, Lou," as Chief Wiggum might say.

So if you're a Global Warmer supporter and are constantly criticizing people who drive, take the high road and don't buy your sweetie flowers.



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