Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Fortress Amerika - Day Twenty-One

Illegal Immigrant problem solved, everyone! You can all return to your normal routine!

Texas governor Rick Perry has proposed a virtual border patrol. He will install. . .well, not him personally, of course. . .thousands of webcams along the border and stream the images onto the Internet, where people like you and me will watch for illegals and call an 800 number to report them. That's right! Instead of looking for a 14 year old to date, or researching mesothelioma, or Googling "sex," folks will be able to watch for border incursions.

Perry, who is running for re-election this year (Go, Kinky!), did not say exactly when the cameras (which will cost $5 million) will go up, but I'm sure it wasn't an empty election year promise.



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