Secede? Because Your Guy Lost?

Really? Because your guy lost the election, you want to secede? You want all the Army bases in your state abandoned and the civilian employees terminated? You don't want Federal funds to maintain your roads and schools? You don't want Coast Guard services (for those states with coasts)? You don't want the Border Patrol at the Mexican border (for those states along the border)?

Okay.  Go right ahead.