In case you were worried about how those 10,000 climate change acolytes were going to keep their cool while blaming the United States at the Global Warming High Mass in Bali, you can stop worrying now. The Sydney Morning Herald reports that the air conditioning unit at the Bali resort has been pumping out the equivalent of 48,000 tons of carbon dioxide, about what it took to fly all the delegates to Bali. It uses hydrochlorofluorocarbons to cool the air. This chemical is so deadly to the planet it is due to be phased out in a couple of years, and each kilogram is "as deadly as 1.7 tonnes of carbon dioxide."

And when Gaia's Anointed Profit [sic] Al Gore took the altar after jetting in, and denounced the United States with one hand holding the Holy Movie and the other a Nobel Prize, a chorus of "Hallelujah"s and "Hah-Men"s arose from the congregation before they headed off to the beach.

Can anyone define hypocrisy?