John "Jamie" Allen, A theology teacher and girls' soccer and volleyball coach at Vail Christian High School, in Edwards, Colorado, was arrested in California and charged with felony sexual assault on a child by one in a position of trust after the teen girl sent an e-mail to the wrong person saying she wanted to end the "alleged relationship." The girl's family has announced it will pay Allen's bond.

If this had happened in Portland, Maine, and the undoubtedly smoking hot teen's parents had signed her up for medical care at the school, she could have gotten birth control pills.

I keep telling you Christians, Burkas are the answer!