Once again, a mature teen has fallen for the sexy wiles of their female teacher. Once again, the mature teen wasn't complaining. This time, the parents of the girl, (That's right! It's a lesbian affair! Call out GLAAD!) found text messages that suggested the youngster had had her self-esteem boosted by the semi-hot art teacher.

We call on the police in Thompson's Station, TN, to release Heather Thorsby, in accordance with the NOW Toronto magazine article finding no psychological damage to teens in May-December relationships. We also call on Thorsby to submit her steamy account of her hot woman-on-girl action to the Pete Townsend Teen Love Story Contest.