Monday, April 23, 2007

Thirty-one year old Tracy Booth boosted the self esteem of a 13-year old student (a mature teen, obviously) three times in the last 6 months. Congratulations, unnamed student! You bagged an older woman! Drop us a line with the steamy details so we can document how this has helped you.

We know this wasn't a sex crime, but a true romantic situation, because the police were tipped off by a third party, not the lucky boy, who was her student at the private Newark Boys Chorus School! We demand the release of this innocent woman, so that she and her mature teen lover may be together forever! And we ask for their entries in the Pete Townsend Teen Love Story Contest.



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