I'm glad Howard K. Stern doesn't read my blog. I suggested that if this were a TV drama (and isn't it?), he would have murdered Anna Nicole and Danny to gain control of the Howard fortune. I just said if were Matlock, that would be the storyline.

He's suing Anna Nicole's mom's lawyer for definition, I mean, defamation of character for saying he murdered Anna Nicole.

And if CNN and Entertainment Tonight aren't on their knees thanking the Flying Spaghetti Monster for Anna Nicole's death, they need to be!