Saturday, July 01, 2006

We got the Christ Killers on the Run!

Rejoice, brethren! Witness the power of God's hand as a Jewish family is forced to flee a school district in Delaware! They cited several instances of the valiant teachers spreading The Holy and 100% True Word of God™:

These missionaries would pray with the impressionable non-Christians, openly defying the law regarding violation of the children's Civil Rights. Can I get an "Amen?"

The Missionaries led Bible Clubs at lunch, and club members went to the front of the lunch line. When the Juden said they were alone while everyone was in their Bible Clubs, they were told to go to the meetings. And while Bible clubs flourished, they quashed the spread of secular book clubs! Can I get an "Amen?"

One truly brave missionary even told her students in her Honors English class (because if Jebus spoke it, it's good enough for us that there is only "one true religion."

And at the graduation ceremony, the sole Jew was singled out in invocation with the words "I also pray for one specific student, that You be with her and guide her in the path that You have for her. And we ask all these things in Jesus' name."

Hallelujah! Soon the heathens will be pushed back to their homeland where they cannot contaminate our faith. Our faith, like our race, will be pure.

Praise God and pass the diploma!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

BFD - same thing happened to me fifty years ago because I was the only Protestant in an all Irish Catholic neighborhood in Massachusetts. THAT teacher told me I was going to hell, because I KNEW Jesus was the Christ, but I rejected Rome. Jews had a shot at at least Purgatory because they didn't know any better.

See? Things get better every day!

7:16 PM  

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