Saturday, January 28, 2006

Hmmm. Chevron's profits are up 20%.

From behind a podium made entirely of $100 bills, Chevron announced that they have had their most profitable year in 126 years! This includes the years before the government began to crack down on monopolies. Of course, Congress has stopped that. Horrible bother, making their contributers suffer with profit margins below 50% and all. That's why oil companies buy politicians.

Everyone, say "Thanks, Congress!"


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